Happy Valentines Day to the Femcels

This valentines day we would like to dedicate our love to The Femcels.
Not that they need it — as we have heard they are totally not celibate!!! We aren’t mad about the fact these e-girls are fuckin' — but MANY MEN ARE. Especially the enormous chud contingent of Welcome Jpeg's 2 million followers.

hollywoodsuperstar.co.uk/artist-takeOUR ORIGINAL ARTIST TAKE WITH THEM IS HERE

Much like Jesus Christ,
first they hate you for being sexy
Then they say you’re LARPing

Although we are shrewd businesswomen who make so very much money from our mega underground cultural criticism, we really are just sentimental at heart!

So, we would like to put our heart out to our first post, their first press, nearly a year ago we introduced The Femcels (to our then 300 followers) .

Gosh — doesn’t our first post look so primitive?
Now we are pros on adobe express- it’s our Xerox machine, the cursor our scalpel. Gen X eat ur heart out.

So we ask them, in the wake of their album release, is there anything that they would like to express that they have not yet expressed?

ROWAN PLEASE:

“I have a huge spot to the left of my chin which I always have when I kiss someone famous but this time I think that it means that we are going to be famous.”

Thank you, The Femcels.

if the British TV broadcasting had any sense, you’d already be on Mock the Week.

We also would like to rank our favourite tracks:

1. Come Let us Adore Him. This song is like the Femcels if it was the film the history boys.

2. She Seems Kind of Stupid. The perfect Fifa 14 song and the whistle at the end reminds me of Revolver.

3. No one Will fuck me if I wear two different shoes. Bc Gabby talks about a) the green room and Rowan talks about b) fucking a rockstar.

4. You're Gay and You're in Love With Me

5. I'm So Fat. Dating twinks is a hatecrime to your self. I like a man with meat on his bones??? eat a burger.